A Tribute to the real Sivaghi The B.O.S.S. --- Abdul Malik (Servant of the King, alternatively, King of Servants)

CAVEAT: the following is meant purely to provide good, clean and harmless humour; and at least half of its content is fictional in nature.

The top 7 reasons why Malik is not as religious as he seems to be, corroborated by photos as irrefutable proof:

1. He gets directly involved in a bargain about Thai Honies shortly upon arrival in Phuket.

2. He harbours lustful thoughts about liquor and even digs sniffing beer.

3. He has an insatiably lewd passion for young, tough-looking asian boys, especially those unwitting ones who nap in bars while exposing a lil peekaboo of their chests.

4. He digs bigtime rock music, when he should be devoted only to religious tunes.

5. He wears pink and walks like he owns the whole of bloody patong, when he should be leading a humble life without declaring his big style.

6. He eats non-halal food at times, but was obviously punished with extreme sea-sickness during this particular occasion.

7. He tries to be what God did not mean for him to be -- an other-worldly creature.

The 3 reasons why Malik is as religious as he seems to be:

1. He swims in his singlet and shuns earthly comforts such as sunshades just like any conservative Muslim male would.

2. He displays unmatched faith and remains unfazed in the face of imminent death by Christian zealots.

3. Despite facing strong temptations from the secular world to spot a havoc hairdo, he chooses to destroy the havoc look with a few swift and determined strokes of his brush.

1 illogical reason why I don't give a flying shit whether Malik is as religious as he seems or not:

1. He's Abdul Malik aka Sivaghi The B.O.S.S., a dear dear friend of mine.