Safety 101

Disclaimer: the following content is exclusively meant to provide a safety warning to readers of the blog; the identity of the person in the above image is purely meant to be anonymous and can be analogous to a cartoon drawing with a stick-man subject (the only problem is i can't draw).

For those uninitiated, there are proper ways to wear a life jacket. First, you have to find one that fits you well. Next and more importantly, you have to tighten your waist strap. Failure to do both these 2 steps will result in the above, where the life jacket jacks up your armpits and your body may slip under should you accidentally raise your arms.
-Kenneth Wong

P.S the above caution doesn't apply to superheroes or immortals such as Siwaji-da-boss since he never dies.