The Contenders - Part I

In between the end of dinner and the start of doing my readings for the night, I've taken the liberty to initiate some character-profiling of the noble contenders of the ultimate event of the year - FightClub. This is Part I of the series 'The Contenders', which is but one of the many leadups that will litter the glorious road to FightClub.

Here's to acquaint you with the first worthy contender. Btw, the contenders are not introduced in any particular order of merit - the laurels can only be garnered through their wits and mettle at FightClub, of course.

Name: Kenneth 'da man with da masta plan, ken is here have no fear' Wong aka Ken Da Man.

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Length: Nothing to be proud of

Girth: Absolutely nothing to be proud of

Hair: Black and curly

Eyes: Deep and piercing

Punch: Devastating right hook fueled by a gargantuan forearm (as attested by the profile pic)acquired through years of solo training

Kick: Pretty lethal; leg training includes months of night runs in forrested and undulating terrain and a lifetime of long and punishing walks in urban landscapes.

Weakness: Has irrepressible tendencies to prod instead of unleashing his otherwise mighty thrusts.

What to look out for: His signature coup de grace of 'Ha ha' ringing in your ears after he obliterates his unfortunate victim with little dispense of mercy.

Rating: 4.5/5, good bet to be in the finals

The Pentathlon

This 5 event competition is gonna be part of the dramatic build up to the ultimate fighting competition in December.

1) Badminton
2) Table-tennis
3) Basketball
4) Bowling
5) Counter-Strike

Tag teams to be decided soon. Odds will be released thereafter.
-Kenneth Wong

A Series of Fortunate Events

Today went quite well. I had just come back from school when I realized that i hadn't handed in sth that was due at 5pm. My watch read 448pm. Using my newfound stamina gained from running 2km on alternate days, I dashed to school and made it there by 456pm and managed to hand it in on time. On the way home, I decided to stop by the usual chinese restaurant to buy some food. After ordering though, I realized that I had insufficient money. I told the girl that I would go get some from the ATM and started to make my way across the road to the nearest one. As I crossed the road, I glanced towards my apartment to see a delivery van parked beside it. I had been waiting all day for my guitar to be delivered and I highly suspected that it was being delivered by that van. As I had already crossed the road, I dashed across the perpendicular junction and tried to illegally cross back to the other side to stop the van, which had since started its engine and was moving off. Fortunately, the traffic light in the direction the van was moving turned red and I was able to catch up to it and knock on the window. It was indeed the delivery that I had been waiting for. The whole situation turned out extremely well.

On another note, I chanced upon this survey. Perhaps if I thought in a similar manner to juston, I would be inclined to assume that all chinese had small cocks unless proven otherwise. Anyway, thats it from me. Extra tight condoms, anyone?

Cheers!
-Luke

The view

Yesterday, I laid my eyes on the panorama of the Singapore's city-scape from the 33rd floor of the Standard Chartered building. Wow.
-Kenneth Wong