
1. Get my ass to Istanbul
2. Wander round the Ottoman Empire to places like Troy, Ephesus, Cappadoccia and Ankara
3. Take a ferry to the Grecian islands
4. Explore the Grecian islands, def not missing out on Mykonos and Santorini!
5. Travel up mainland Greece
6. Somehow get my ass to south Italia, perhaps Sicily where hopefully I'll get to meet some mafiosos
7. Travel up Italia
8. Hopefully I'll have time to somehow get to Vienna
9. Make a hook back to milan to fly back