Everything happens for a reason, what's yours?

My top 10 reasons to cut class and jet off to the far east :

1) to dodge the gloom at Bristol
2) to take a hair-raising speed-boat ride that brought turbulence to a whole new level
3) to sip on my pina coladas and coconuts on white sandy beaches
4) to getta tan
5) to tantalize my palate with exotic food
6) to charm my eyes with the bikini/scantily-clad (strictly females with XX chromosomes mind you!) that pepper the beaches
7) to play one too many games of bridge even though I constantly dealt (cause somehow I always ended up shuffling) myself cards the salvation army would reject. it was one mother horrid night of cards.
8) to pander in the banter
9) to simply relax
10) to cherish the good times with my friends

With such big-time reasons like these, I cannot see why anyone would rather spend their last week of the academic term in school.
-Kenneth Wong