The odds

1x2
1) Thursday night action Hell in a Cell

Home: Malike(Has stabbed another thrice in the eye before)- 2.2

Stalemate- 3.0

Away: Elvin the Stun King(wanna know how it feels to be in a constant trance?)- 1.4

Title winners
2) First to get drunk(5 horse race)

Elvin(1 teaspoon and he's down) - 1.01 and dropping

Malike(he might enrage Elvin to force alcohol down his throat) - 1.12

Kenneth(Status: Conspirator) - 2.00

Luke(Status: Ringleader) - 1.4(just in case the player gets played)

Justin(Natural instigator & very well trained tanker of indian booze) - 3.2

3) First to vomit after eating Malike's(Our one n only chef) specials

Elvin(an enigma but since he spews lotsa bullshit, it must've come from within) - 1.7

Malike(he eats his own shit) - 2.5

Kenneth(intends to eat Malike's shit) - 2.5

Luke(ironically a very clean indian stomach) - 1.1

Justin(Yea he had diarrheoa twice after India but now has a 2x resistant stomach) - 2.55

Against all odds
4) For all of us to meet a victorian(Elvin not counted bec he's a stunner)...

Davinder - 5000

Venky - 5000

Harith - 5000

Uzy(worlds fastest victorian) - 10000(talk cock, like ur eyes can capture images beyond the speed of light)

Special combo offer if we cross paths with all 4- (5000^3)(10000)(Bonus:10x multiplier)

5) Other random and unclassified odds

Malike to stab Elvin - 1.5

Malike to become superman(he claims his culinary skills merit the title) - 5.0

Luke to ride on a boat...again haha(not a goat on a boat btw) - 1.5(wonder why the odds so low?)

Luke to admit thailand is a 3rd world country - is google the biggest number?

Kenneth to admit he blushed - 10.0

Kenneth to admit to imagining her(you accusers can fill in the blanks) naked - 10.0

Elvin to be like a normal person and not being his normal self - 9999999

Elvin to confess the queen of his heart - 1.0(its confirmed)

Justin to meet Fanny(its not only a noun, it's also the name that former tkgs girl n UAN model) - 101.0(faint hope resides in his heart)

Justin to harbour amorous designs on Elvin bec of the latters feminine touch HAHA! - 1.2

oh and 1 more...

Luke to jump from the second storey.. head first n without helmet - 15.1(history might repeat itself)

-Your bookmaker Kenneth Wong