The Holidays

ok... a way overdue entry.. i had no internet.. not my fault...
we all know the stuff that happened this holidays... so i am gonna sum them up instead with all the things that didnt happen.
in no particular order...

1. Malik didnt get a mayo-chilli england flag painted on him
2. England did not win anyone 10-0
3. Elvin somehow didnt get drunk
4. A taxi driver didnt get paid
5. Kenyan boys didnt rob justin,kenneth or myself of anything (not sure about elvins virginity)
6. Malik didnt become superman
7. We didnt pay for a bbq pit.
8. Elvin didnt win any money on betting
9. Silent hill didnt make malik or myself scared... except for that split second
10. Malik didnt win a dota bet

most importantly.. 11. Malik was never seen physically running home.

A great holiday indeed.... I'll be back (Arnie style)... cya =)

-Luke