Vacation

Yo peeps.. I juz came back from a trip to m'sia with my dad and mum. cus my dad's oldest brother.. (so it's my oldest uncle) was celebrating his birthday, 70th one in fact. Anyway..we drove there.. and it was abt 6hrs of driving. My dad's hometown was kuantan..the capital of pahang. It's damn near the east coast too. Anyways, we set off on friday morn..and reached in the evening..after making several 2 stops at mersing and rompin (sounds like romping) for tea and toilet breaks.

Day 1~
ok, my aunt took us to have dinner upon reaching. We had lotsa crabs!!!!...and lotsa seafood..like fish, squids and prawns. And the cost of it all was damn affordable..cheap like hell.. after that.. went back to my uncle's (the one who was gonna have his bday celebrated) place to bunk in.. for the nite..

I was pretty devastated at communication over there..cus my mandarin sucks bad..and they cant speak english.. the only language they can speak fluently is cantonese (a dialect) and malay. So as a result..i was forced to spout broken phrases of chinese...to be understood..haha.. pretty farked..

the day kinda ended with me slacking in the bedroom with my cards..figuring out how to do some card flourishes..and then i fell asleep..

Day 2~
My aunt had a noodle shop which she sells her handmade noodles. it's damn nice lar the noodles. (she made a few bundles and gave it to my mum to bring home to cook on the day we left).. so we had breakfast there..

went to the beach after dat..to chill..the breeze was like a freakin air conditioner.. it was damn windy and cooling.. but for every action..there's always a reaction..and the reaction in this case were a few Hot babes (HOT!..SEXY..STEAMy!) from other countries.. i saw this damn pretty babe..but only came to realise..she was indonesian.. bah..had difficulty talking to her.. ok this was how it started..she was buying a meal from the macdonald's at the beach..and i was standing behind her.. cus of her hotness... i decided to perform some cards to her.. but had to do so very subtlely...(cus my dad was arnd u see)...

i told my dad i'd like to go arnd and perform..he was like.."huh?!?!?"...but before he cud say anything..i juz left the table...after finishing my fries.. oh yeah..i realised that she spoke malay..cus of how she placed her order at the counter.. i guessed that she was either malaysian or indonesian... but anyways...my bets were tilted more to the indonesian side..cus she looked like a tourist..cus of her hat and sunglasses... cudnt be malaysian...she looked loaded too

ok..here was how it went..i went to perform..and she was sitting with her parents..and they were pretty stunned when i came arnd..but i was like..have u seen magic?..her dad understands some english and he said yes.. so i performed to her dad..and in the midst..allowed her to participate in wadever shit i was performing.. so i asked for her name..and ..oh boy.. it was such an arduous task asking dat question..cus she cudnt understand..and her dad took such a long time to translate to her...and then i asked if she was indonesian..she said yes..

i went like..ahhh fark!!!...cus she was probably on holiday..no way i cud go out with her..haha...so i was like damn sad..

well, i left the beach after spending like 5 hrs there...viewing the rocks that were eroded to such an art like the ones we learnt in sec sch geog.. also explored the cliffs...and the babes on the beach..

the beach was a nice place to chill..and well..since it's so relaxing..it was no surprise..i cud conclude that the main population of the beach visitors to be mats...perhaps it's the beach..and they all have found a corner to relack..

went to a restaurant in the evening to celebrate my uncle's 70th bday. had shark's fin soup and all the goodies..like fried prawns and crispy duck and chicken..it was really a treat man...ate like hell...had some fun entertaining the kids too..

btw..i realised dat my dad's side of his family was spreading rapidly..and that i had more cousins than i have ever imagined..and my cousins..are all older than me..and some of the offspring are also older than me..and are with children!!!!..amazing..i'm like a grand uncle over there..to some of the kids.. yeah man..they breed fast..

ok.. now..everytime the kids see me..they want me to show them magic..damn sad la.. i realised..it's not gd to show everything u have within the 1st 2 meetings..or u'll run out of shit to display...my aunts decided that i should visit them more often cus they seldom see me arnd..and the kids will need more entertainment..haha..

went back for a shower..and was damn tired..so i juz fell asleep..

Day 3~ (sunday for ur info)
went to visit my youngest aunt..who has a shop selling clothing..cus my mum wanted to do their like "woman's stuff"..design clothes and find materials ...dat sorta thing..bored me to death..so i juz whipped out my deck of cards and started flipping and twirling...till i fell asleep.. then my dad said.. sleep ini the car..so i slept in the car..but when i awoke..i was at the beach again..cus my mum didnt tag along the day before..and she wanted to go..so we went again..

ok..if u were in my shoes ( which was..i was dying to see the babe again).. u'd feel my disappointment..cus i didnt see her.. damn sad..anyway.. i had fries again..and an apple pie.. and chilled..with my dad and mum by the beach..

after dat we went of to the park nearby..which was damn nice la..it was better than east coast park..i swear.. there were lagoons and lil bridges across...the lagoons..and lil "islands" within the lagoons..and they had little gazebos and pavilions..like damn romantic la.. then nearby the lagoons..there was this mini zoo..had goats (like luke) and deers..as well as other animals that were not ferocious enuff to eat meat in their untouched and raw form..(unlike luke who feeds on beef like a justin on brokeback)

anyways..my aunt's children..(my cousins) took my family out for dinner..and we had seafood again..lots of it..cus they knew that we're leaving the day after... so i was forced to eat like mad.. but it was damn delicious..

as a price of all the seafood..i was brave enuff to come up with new tricks with objects that i never played with before..like tissue paper..and chopsticks..and glasses... made up my own tricks..

anyways..the kids wun forget me after this visit..i'm pretty sure..cus i taught them 1 trick..haha..bet they are dying to learn more..

Day 4~ (day of departure)

we woke up early..to visit the aunt who makes the noodles..where she cooked a meal for us..seafood again!!!...the prawns were so huge..and it was pretty cheap too for a kg of prawns.. well..it was another treat.. juz before we set off..

on the way back.. we stopped at rompin again..(romping once more)..stopped for tea..and i saw this pretty gal..who had very uncouth and gangster like actions.. anyway..she was the daughter of the owner of the coffeeshop we were having tea at.. the best part was..she was pretty..and she looked young..arnd my age..or maybe younger by a year or 2.. but sad fact was..the lil baby her mum was carrying...was HERS!~!!!...fark!!!!...the baby looked like 2 years old lar..i was like W-T-F!~!... oh well.. if i was a m'sian citizen..the streets wud be full of gals carrying babies already...only thing on my schedule would be DNA tests... haha..but seriously..wad the hell la..

oh well..on my way back..i bought chewing gum to chew..sweet~..(rubber too...haha..but not condoms though..in case u think i'm gonna make condoms outta them kenneth)...


the whole trip was pretty fun...cus of the beach..and entertaining the kids and all...but there was 1 farked up thing dat happened the nite be4 we left..

this group of indians in the neighbourhood had a fight..and they were bleeding..the shit part was..whilst in their battle.. they damaged my dad's car..and my dad's car had some dents and some deep punctures in his body kit..farked up..there was blood on the bonnet too...those mofos..anyways..the police came and arrested all the mofos...hope they get hanged soon..

yep.. it was an interesting weekend that gave me a break from my boredom.. the lifestyle in ma'sia was damn slow and relaxed..no wonder they take their time to progress...but well..they are developing..perhaps i'd wanna buy some property there while it's still cheap..haha..or invest in their national banks..

alright..gonna practice my card twirling now..outz!