A Series of Fortunate Events

Today went quite well. I had just come back from school when I realized that i hadn't handed in sth that was due at 5pm. My watch read 448pm. Using my newfound stamina gained from running 2km on alternate days, I dashed to school and made it there by 456pm and managed to hand it in on time. On the way home, I decided to stop by the usual chinese restaurant to buy some food. After ordering though, I realized that I had insufficient money. I told the girl that I would go get some from the ATM and started to make my way across the road to the nearest one. As I crossed the road, I glanced towards my apartment to see a delivery van parked beside it. I had been waiting all day for my guitar to be delivered and I highly suspected that it was being delivered by that van. As I had already crossed the road, I dashed across the perpendicular junction and tried to illegally cross back to the other side to stop the van, which had since started its engine and was moving off. Fortunately, the traffic light in the direction the van was moving turned red and I was able to catch up to it and knock on the window. It was indeed the delivery that I had been waiting for. The whole situation turned out extremely well.

On another note, I chanced upon this survey. Perhaps if I thought in a similar manner to juston, I would be inclined to assume that all chinese had small cocks unless proven otherwise. Anyway, thats it from me. Extra tight condoms, anyone?

Cheers!
-Luke