The Contenders - Part I

In between the end of dinner and the start of doing my readings for the night, I've taken the liberty to initiate some character-profiling of the noble contenders of the ultimate event of the year - FightClub. This is Part I of the series 'The Contenders', which is but one of the many leadups that will litter the glorious road to FightClub.

Here's to acquaint you with the first worthy contender. Btw, the contenders are not introduced in any particular order of merit - the laurels can only be garnered through their wits and mettle at FightClub, of course.

Name: Kenneth 'da man with da masta plan, ken is here have no fear' Wong aka Ken Da Man.

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Length: Nothing to be proud of

Girth: Absolutely nothing to be proud of

Hair: Black and curly

Eyes: Deep and piercing

Punch: Devastating right hook fueled by a gargantuan forearm (as attested by the profile pic)acquired through years of solo training

Kick: Pretty lethal; leg training includes months of night runs in forrested and undulating terrain and a lifetime of long and punishing walks in urban landscapes.

Weakness: Has irrepressible tendencies to prod instead of unleashing his otherwise mighty thrusts.

What to look out for: His signature coup de grace of 'Ha ha' ringing in your ears after he obliterates his unfortunate victim with little dispense of mercy.

Rating: 4.5/5, good bet to be in the finals