Whatever fuckever

Today was a havoc day. I had a chat with one of my team mates, who wanted to convince me that my lunch buddies are bad company. So since she wanted me to commit, she asked if I thought my boss or the one I lunch with is the better boss. I am sure she was expecting the answer to be my boss, since it was the politically correct answer. Then she wanted to say more things after I committed. But I decided to fuck it. So I just said, I cannot answer. So she tried to explain that our boss is indeed better, and claimed that another common friend who had left the bank would say so. To this, I said that this friend was a colleague for her before he became a friend, while for me he was a friend before becoming a colleague, so I definitely know him better. So my team mate said that she can bet her life that he will say our boss is better, so I said, you will give up your life if he says otherwise. To this, she said that she will buy me lunch. I had half a mind to fuck her further by asking if her life was equivalent to a meal, but since I had everything to gain(a free meal) and nothing to lose(since we did not agree on what I have to give her if he indeed says it's my boss who is better, which he won't since he has told me before that my boss sucks).

On this havoc note, I have decided I am not going to be nice to people who do not deserve it. So I have started ignoring mails from this person from another department who thinks she is so high and mighty that she can not answer mails or calls to her, just because she does not feel like answering it. After some thought, I figured out that this dumb bitch needs me alot more than I need her. The only reason I previously needed her is because she processes credit card applications for my team, and I have to ask her why she rejects certain applications. Now, I figured this is not my problem at all. I do not have to meet any sales target at the end of the month, so even if she rejects everything, I don't need to give a flying fuck. The ones who will get fucked are my team mates as they are responsible to ensure the sales targets are met. So actually, I have been cock as I have been trying to push the sales figures by asking this person to kindly accept this and that, and in the process have my mails or calls bot answered. Now, if I get a reject, I just give it back to the customer. End of the month, figures not met, no problemo. With this attitude, I am going to screw with the people who thought they cannot be touched. Now this other person from the other department has asked me for some updates on issues that only I handle. I am going to ignore all the way and eventually say, not my job. It is really not my job, but previously I just did it as I did not want to waste time.

So now, all these morfos can brace themselves for some whatever fuckever attitude from me.

Malik