Creating Something Out of Nothing.

The title of this entry is often elusive and most people, including myself, belief that it is a myth. But let us put that on hold for a while. Sometimes, all we can do is but hope. For a start, I hope that I can retain at least 90% of whatever I study. I find that a pretty incredulous task to undertake because I lack familiarity with the law. There are two reasons why. First, I dodged school for an entire year and devoted little time to my work. Next, even when I studied, I never actually put in much effort in attempting to grasp and remember the relevant literature. Consequently, I find myself learning nearly everything from scratch again. Grrr why must law be so tough? On my brain at least.

Maybe I would be much better off with an extra brain. I desperately need the extra ram and perhaps a duo-core to cope with this information overload. With 3 demanding exams subsisting over a span of 4 days next week, my pornographic memory had better not act up man. As much as I've mentioned about hope, it ends here because I know that our brains can operate beyond the limits of a computer. Our capabilities extend beyond mere regurgitation and learning from trial and error. Let us summon creativity and our analytical prowess to save the day, save ourselves. Let our ability to critically judge not fail us, for it could even plague the most knowledgeable of us.

If I get it right this once, I will redeem myself for the months of pure laziness all at once. I shall do my best to make this miracle a reality and score a last minute salvaging goal- just like John Arne Riise. No time for regrets but double time work.
-The Die Hard Sloth.